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Thursday, Oct. 25, 2001 : 2:57 pm
SMokers/non smokers
Well, I haven't updated for almost 10 days now. I am a slacker that just got back into reality ville. I am lame. Now that we've cleared that up I have come up with a list of enchanting things that people who smoke do. (I am far more guilty of it than most I'm sure)1) Lighting the wrong end of the cigarette. (The filter end. It has the most awful taste and smell ever. I don't miss that one) 2) The smoke in your eye. Or even better the one tiny little spark or ash that you feel is a hot poker and is being shoved thru your head. Such exquisite pain. 3) The holes in your clothes from either forgetting that you're even holding onto a LIT CIGARETTE. 4) The burn that follows #3. The nice little red circle welp that is there for quite a while. Some still have scars to this day from me. I didn't burn my own clothes I burned those people I was giving a hug to or a high five or something like that. 5) The first drag of the morning. Or should I phrase that as the first GAG of the morning. You know it well. Especially the people who insist on packing the cigarette so much that the cigarette is now half the original size. And you get the first drag and its ALL the tip paper. I hated that. and I am one of those that have to let me emphasize that HAS TO have something to drink (with flavor) or gum or candy or something to suck on, ( Shut up ) so that I don't taste the foulness that has been left as a coating in my mouth from the smoke. I am a nonsmoker smoker. I can't sit in a car without the windows all rolled down if someone is smoking or a house that people smoke in without the windows or door or a fan on high or something. I can't stand still smoke. GOtta go. Laters
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